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I’m Total Slag, and this is Slagsnet. Somewhere for petty dilemmas, dating disasters, everyday nonsense and the things you absolutely had to tell someone. Pick a Slagvatar, start a thread…
A friend of mine has married very well. Lovely house, lovely holidays, a kitchen with two dishwashers. Delighted for her. I have eaten in the kitchen and would happily do…
Have your sayLisa Scott-Lee finding out “Get It On” with Intenso Project was only at No. 23, despite being B-list at Capital, remains one of reality TV’s finest moments. The disbelief. The…
I met a woman the other day who told me she runs her own cleaning company. Brilliant, I thought. Asked if she had any availability next week to give my…
Please advise. Give it a year and a kiwi fruit will have a better hairline than my husband. Other than divorce, what can I do?
Starting again in a new town and everyone seems to have their people already. I don’t want to run. I want to get a coffee, have a wander and send…
I took a lasagne to the family lunch. A completely normal, perfectly respectable lasagne. My sister-in-law has now put ‘an interesting take on a classic’ in the family WhatsApp, followed…
No actual problems, please. I want your smallest, least justifiable grievances. Mine is ‘holibobs’. I know people are happy. I want them to be happy. I just want them to…
A group chat discussing The Celebrity Traitors needs a constitution. One person watches immediately. Another is three episodes behind. A third writes ‘I won’t spoil it, but OH MY GOD’…
There are two kinds of Strictly viewer: the one who wants to hear the music, and the one who has just remembered a long story about somebody who used to…
Kill Jackie offers Catherine Zeta-Jones as an art dealer whose dangerous old life catches up with her. The general fantasy of being a woman with resources, nerve and a spectacular…
Do famous faces make The Traitors better, or do you prefer arriving with absolutely no idea who anyone is? Celebrity casting gives us instant baggage. You can think somebody must…
The Traitors does dangerous things to the part of the brain responsible for buying clothes appropriate to your actual life. Suddenly you want a dramatic country coat, a serious boot…
Strictly voting is a very revealing little exercise. Some people assess technique. Some reward improvement. Some have decided a contestant looks like they would help carry a sofa and consider…
All eight episodes of Kill Jackie are available on Prime Video, which raises an important domestic question: do you want the whole thing at once? There is a respectable version…
The round table is a terrifying format for anyone whose face looks guilty when a waiter asks whether everything is all right. There is always a point in this sort…
Catherine Zeta-Jones as a wealthy art dealer with a dangerous past is quite a pitch. Most of my dangerous past is a fringe I grew out in 2009, but I…
What do we actually think of Strictly this year? Enjoying the dancing? Missing something? Already defending a favourite with the intensity of a barrister whose client is a nice man…
A friend has offered me trackside at Ascot. Lovely gesture, obviously. Unfortunately I appear to have decided that unless it involves the Royal Box, I’m staying home. I have absolutely…
She keeps calling it “my cashmere jumper”. I checked the label. We are dealing with a blend. Now every time she wears it I have to sit there knowing the…
